Have camera will travel

We taxied to the far west runway – I think we left from there when we left from Amsterdam, it took 10 minutes to get there. Off into the wild blue yonder and finally a bathroom. Everyone around us has ants in there pants, banging and crashing the seats, standing up sitting down.
Made it to Calgary in the pouring rain. As we landed the water descended and the thunder and lightning hit, and the airport shutdown. We waited over an hour before the luggage came and ours were almost the first bags down. We breezed through customs and again we had to go through security and again my camera got swabbed.
Got through and to the departure gate only to have to wait again because another storm cell is coming in.